Shades of Avocado
K/S Humor by Ster Julie
♥♂♂♥This material contains slash (gay luv), but is all rated PG.♥♂♂♥
Spock continued to spread the green paste on his face.
"I (rub, rub) was told (glop, rub) by Doctor McCoy (rub, rub, rub) that my skin (smush, rub, rub,) was getting very dry (rub, moosh, rub)," he replied, persisting in his ministrations. "I was told (massage, massage) that the emollient value of this substance (rub, rub) would be highly effective."
Kirk looked at the contents of the bowl, giving it a sniff as well.
"You have more than enough on your face, right?" Kirk asked. Spock nodded, continuing to massage the green goo into his face. "Mind if I take the rest of this?" Spock shook his head.
"Go right ahead, Jim."
Kirk walked into the kitchen, minced a couple of shallots, squeezed half a lime, pressed a little garlic, chopped some cilantro and mixed it into the verdant glop. He sprinkled some salt and cayenne and mixed again as he walked back to the bathroom, giving the concoction a tentative taste.
"Heaven!" Kirk exclaimed. Spock looked at his t'hy'la as though he had suddenly grown wings. Kirk leaned close and gave Spock's green-covered face a little lick.
"Don't tell me you've never had guacamole!"
--ooOoo--
EPILOGUE--Avocado Blush
"Spock? Haven't you been using the avocado mask?" McCoy asked. "Your skin's still dry as a Vulcan desert!" /And greener than a frog's backside. Is Spock blushing ?/
"I try to apply it every night as you recommended," Spock replied.
"So what's the problem?" the doctor asked, noticing Spock's discomfiture.
"I can't keep it on my face long enough if Jim is home!"
FIN
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