Title: It Hurts to be Pretty--drabble 110 words, humor, by Maramaria
Rating: G (PG at worst)
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Disclaimer: Paramount owns Kirk and Spock. I'm not making any profit of this, nor do I intend to. English is not my first language. All mistakes mine.
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Summary: Even if you are an eye-candy like Captain Kirk some enhancements won't hurt. Or will they?
Note: Inspired by Broken Infinity's Nails.
~~ It Hurts to be Pretty ~~
Captain's quarters, after the shift.
Snap.
Snap.
Snap!
'Ouch!'
'Captain, are you alright?'
'Perfect, Mr. Spock.'
Snap.
'Is this some kind of an Earth ritual you are indulging in?'
'Well, it does date several centuries ago....'
Snap!
'I see. It bears a resemblance to the practice of chastisement, or self-flogging, characteristic for some ancient Christian denominations. You never told me you were religious, Jim.'
'It is called 'waxing', Mr. Spock. I am making myself pretty for you.'
'But Jim, you are always pr-', snap!
***
'Would you like me to make myself pretty too, Jim?'
'No, Spock, you don't have to wax. At least one of us has to be the man here.'
***
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