Age: Indeterminate
Profession: loafing; enemy gun-running for C.O.B.R.A.
Skills: html, css, PHP, sukoshi perl, VBA, Access programming, MS Office, *Nixes, Mac, database management and data mining, filing, rectifying accounts, French, German, un poco Espanol, Japanese, please hire me, please...
Weapon: the pen
Element: Polonium
Condiment: Louisiana Hot Sauce ("Red Hot" brand)
Favorite episode: "Severed Dreams" Babylon 5 Season 3
Fun facts: Hypatia Kosh was born without tact, the victim of years of secret government radiation experiments near his mother's hometown, no doubt. Horribly disfigured by this birth defect, he turned to a life of evil, making enemies where e'er he roams. (Newsgroups and mailing lists, mainly.) Hypatia Kosh is obsessed by a need to "stick it to the Man" even at the cost of his own cheesy fries.